its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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