That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
