This girl is more easily done than said...
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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