Dual....:-)
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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