hell yes lets make some ravioli
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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