Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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