I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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