high people should be assigned attendants
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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