can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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