jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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