cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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