Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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