I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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