Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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