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what?
penguin condom
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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