If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
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