you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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