BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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