Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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