He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
