is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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