just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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