he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Randomize
