I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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