i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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