Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
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