I hate all girls vehemently.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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