dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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