i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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