But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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