dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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