Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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