I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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