you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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