found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You dont lie about slip and slides
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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