i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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