I must be too annoying 4 u.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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