Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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