playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So much Jack, so little girl.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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