So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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