So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
