my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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