I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
He told me they were just razor bumps!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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