Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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