I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Boobs speak an international language.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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