don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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