butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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