would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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