Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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