He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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