I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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