What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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