He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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