im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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