About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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