But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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