I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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